*Note*- This is a really long tweet that I originally intended to do from TwitLonger.com but I decided to finally post something on my blog. I’ll edit it and add pictures later.

At the (overpriced) Cheesecake Factory Sunday, I was having lunch with my friend. We get there, order, and while waiting I decide to go wash my hands. I come out of the bathroom and there was booth of 3 girls sitting 3 booths from the corner. In passing, one girl was talking to her friend about me. For some reason, the friend decided to be obvious as hell about it so she decided to peer out of the booth with her entire head. Well little did she know I was right there so as she puts her head out, I had to stop to avoid ramming it into my crotch. (continue reading…)