*Note*- This is a really long tweet that I originally intended to do from TwitLonger.com but I decided to finally post something on my blog. I’ll edit it and add pictures later.

At the (overpriced) Cheesecake Factory Sunday, I was having lunch with my friend. We get there, order, and while waiting I decide to go wash my hands. I come out of the bathroom and there was booth of 3 girls sitting 3 booths from the corner. In passing, one girl was talking to her friend about me. For some reason, the friend decided to be obvious as hell about it so she decided to peer out of the booth with her entire head. Well little did she know I was right there so as she puts her head out, I had to stop to avoid ramming it into my crotch. They got the side eye and a very loud ‘Did you just see those dumbass girls?’ from me as I was telling my friend about it.
Course I get to the table where our waiter hadn’t come back to replace the ice water that was ordered w/no ice. The food was out but he didn’t bring it and the person who did gave her my food and vice versa. She, being Russian and not really knowing which one was the spicy chicken (I ordered jumbalaya so my plate had pepper dashed on the side of it), was eating my food. I don’t blame her because the spicy chicken they brought her didn’t look like spicy chicken at all.